THANKS YBF!!!!



Okay y'all......................I love YBF's blog and all, but for this........................................I'M IN LOVE!!!! how could she have known that this is Lola's "dream team". To me these two brothers are the sexiest brothas in The Hood for realz. I'm not one of those babes who likes pretty boys at all. I like me some rough rugged, African looking mo'fuckas. None of that primping, light skinned brotha bs. That thing ticks me off man! I have a few friends that have been amazed at who I think is attractive. Many a time we'll be talking and they'd name some guy who's all oiled down and mean mugging the camera and be like "Lola.........Lola.non? no? nada?" And i'm like yeah whatever. I mean who wants to get with someone who looking at the mirror is turning his OWN self on, like damn, i'm too sexy, I wish I could sex meself......AARGH! Which just brought to mind a friend of mine. MAAAAN, if y'all see this mudrucka, you'd be amazed. This man dances like he's in sex me video ALL the time, you just always end up feeling sorry for which ever poor girl he's dragged up from her seat only because he wants to show himself off. The girl is probably cowering in the corner and my friend who i'll call K.M. is just at it, working on a baby....................all by himself! There was this one time and I was completely amazed by what was happening in front of my eyes. KM was in one corner "dancing" frantically, sexing himself up, and his girlfriend was at the other end of the dancefloor doing the same thing, you just expect that any minute now, a baby would just plop out, roll to the middle and proceed to show off his own "too sexy for my neck moves" i mean completely amazing. it was just mesmerizing and intense to watch. I mean, HOW DID THEY FIND EACH OTHER?!?!?! and to think KM's bro does exactly the same thing....it's wild!
But anyway, let me just not digress further......so here's Idris Elba and dude from "Remember the Titans". Don't know homie's name, but ah well.......he fine, he don't need no name!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

there goes Miss FT, holding on to "her man" Mr. Idris Elba, feeling great, life IS wonderful afterall....moving back to Naija WAS the best thing ever, how else would see have met this roughneck, sexy mofo?

Suddenly out of the clear blue sky, she gets sucker-punched in the face, there's blood streaming everywhere....

Yeeepaaaaa, who could have done such a horrible thing? Mr. Elba is frantic, frozen like a deer in headlights, vacilllating between wanting to help and not wanting to be recognized and harassed by the "area boys" and "agberos" in this dirty Lagos city.....

Miss FT turns around, and out of the blurry, bloody haze that has suddenly become her universe she sees no other than.......MISS LEONARDIA....

"what are you doing with my man" she screams, shaking like Miss NY on the Flavor of Love, about to unleash her brand of courtship on some unsuspecting "winch" that thinks to take the hunk of man known as Flav from her.....

"Hehn, what do you think i've been doing shadowing Mr. Elba all these while only for you to come and steal him from me???". "that's what you get, young children of today, absolutely no respect for their elders!"

Mr. Elba, at this point is having too much fun, and forgetting his carefully cultivated "britico" accent shouts, "abeg make una leave dem o, na de pesin wey win this match i dey go with jare"

who wins this match? As a wise man once said, "Good question! Find the answer"

Lola said...

LOL............. oh my god, LOL!!!!!!!! no probs man, i can hold my own o shey u know. What's up, how's everything?!?

RJ said...

"I mean who wants to get with someone who looking at the mirror is turning his OWN self on, like damn, i'm too sexy, I wish I could sex meself...". LOL!!!

Bella Naija said...

LMAO!
Girl....u r too funny!
Idris sure is hot tho....